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Monkeys think about other monkeys. Simple as that.
Monkeys mainly think, “has a monkey ever touched a shark?”
Crisps.
Monkeys think funky. Or flunky. One or t’uther.
Monkeys, far from thinking about masturbation, actualy think of war.
Despite popular theorem, monkeys are not thinking about typing up the complete works of William Shakespeare but are in fact mulling over an attempt to write and re-boot the Romancing The Stone franchise. There are also a couple of monkeys wondering how many times do cock and monkey balls have to bounce on the keys before typewrite goes ding. You’d probably want to drag those guys out of the class and try to beat them to death with a dumbbell whilst shouting DIE MONKEY DIE, but i wouldn’t…these mothers are hard to the core and bad to the bone…did you see what they did to that women’s face on the Oprah Winfrey show, not Oprah, the one that was attacked by a monkey. FUCKED IT UP BAD STYLE.
They, like us, reflect sadly on Howard’s crimes of racial hatred.
Good idea that. Seeing as how Michael Douglas’s pink baboon ass is (by law) a feature of every film he stars in, there’s some synchronicity here.
I always thought monkeys thought about how to aviod a damn good spanking….or as my monkeys does, thinks about getting a damn good spanking.
So what you’re saying is Henry VIII was a Rangers fan (Chelsea if in England or Mythr Tidfill if in Wales)?
Howard should of said that he didn’t notice peoples skin colour and adopt a superior posture with arms folded. He’d of looked a cunt, but it would of taken the heat off from the tutting grannies.
I have been out campaigning for the last three weeks, and on the doorstep, the same issues come up again and again with the monkeys I speak to – immigration, the difficulty of getting on to the housing ladder, Afghanistan, and bananas…
I’ve always thought monkeys got a bad deal – if you put a million humans down at typewriters, none of those chumps could come up with Shakespeare.
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I would like to ask the Idiots who their favourite serial killer is. And why.
Can I as Ben and Howard if they think Keith looks more like a reject from Supagrass than he does a bald Sting look-a-likey?
I would like to ask them when is it all going to end? My pain.
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I hope it’s not too late.
Can I ask the panel, do they think Keith is as funny as he thinks he is?
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